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❝Kakira x Mayuri❞
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Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

(Source: condom)

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*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

  • Don’t worry about it.

Frankly, whether you worry about it or not is up to you but use some fucking manners and keep your confusion and curiosity to yourself. Everyone knows full and well what are considered polite questions to ask and what are rude and impolite. If you honestly do not know then I suggest to go ask someone who IS NOT your parents and/or guardians because obviously they don’t know either if they didn’t teach you.

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why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*


(Source: veryconcerneddeer)